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The Beatrice Letters

(A Series of Unfortunate Events)

Top secret—only for readers deeply interested in the Baudelaire case. How I pity these readers.With all due respect, Lemony Snicket

(6 total)

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Lemony Snicket (6)

“I will love you if I never see you again, and I will love you if I see you every Tuesday.”

— Lemony Snicket, amazon.com

Tagged: Love Letters, promises

“Strange as it may seem, I still hope for the best, even though the best, like an interesting piece of mail, so rarely arrives, and even when it does it can be lost so easily.”

— Lemony Snicket, amazon.com

Tagged: Optimism, Mail

“Wicked people never have time for reading. It’s one of the reasons for their wickedness.”

— Lemony Snicket, amazon.com

Tagged: wicked, Wickedness, Readers

“The best way to keep a secret is to tell it to everyone you know, but pretend you are kidding.”

— Lemony Snicket, amazon.com

Tagged: Secrets, keeping a secret

“I will love you as a thief loves a gallery and as a crow loves a murder, as a cloud loves bats and as a range loves braes. I will love you as misfortune loves orphans, as fire loves innocence and as justice loves to sit and watch while everything goes wrong.”

— Lemony Snicket, amazon.com

Tagged: Love Letters, promises

“I will love you if you have a child, and I will love you if you have two children, or three children, or even more, although I personally think three is plenty, and I will love you if you never marry at all, and never have children, and spend your years wishing you had married me after all, and I mu…”

— Lemony Snicket, amazon.com

Tagged: Love, Unconditional Love, Everlasting love