I will love you if I never see you again, and I will love you if I see you every Tuesday.
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The Beatrice Letters
Top secret—only for readers deeply interested in the Baudelaire case. How I pity these readers.With all due respect, Lemony Snicket
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Strange as it may seem, I still hope for the best, even though the best, like an interesting piece of mail, so rarely arrives, and even when it does it can be lost so easily.
Wicked people never have time for reading. It’s one of the reasons for their wickedness.
The best way to keep a secret is to tell it to everyone you know, but pretend you are kidding.
I will love you as a thief loves a gallery and as a crow loves a murder, as a cloud loves bats and as a range loves braes. I will love you as misfortune loves orphans, as fire loves innocence and as justice loves to sit and watch while everything goes wrong.
I will love you if you have a child, and I will love you if you have two children, or three children, or even more, although I personally think three is plenty, and I will love you if you never marry at all, and never have children, and spend your years wishing you had married me after all, and I mu…