Episode

Separate Vocations

by Jeffrey Lynch, George Meyer, Steve Allen, Bart Simpson, Nancy Cartwright and 24 others

After a career aptitude test pegs Lisa as a homemaker and Bart as a police officer, she becomes a rebel and he becomes a hall monitor. When Lisa’s subversive behavior goes too far, Bart steps in.

(3 total)

Characters

George Meyer (3)Yeardley Smith (2)Lisa Simpson (2)Nancy Cartwright (1)Bart Simpson (1)

“Well, I'm going to be a famous jazz musician. I've got it all figured out. I'll be unappreciated in my own country, but my gutsy blues stylings will electrify the French. I'll avoid the horrors of drug abuse, but I do plan to have several torrid love affairs, and I may or may not die young. I haven'…”

— George Meyer, Lisa Simpson, Yeardley Smith, imdb.com

Tagged: Famous, Jazz, Musician, Life Story, country

“Ms. Hoover: Good. Now sprinkle the sparkles onto the paper. Lisa, you're not sprinkling your sparkles. Lisa: Shove it!”

— George Meyer, Lisa Simpson, Yeardley Smith, imdb.com

Tagged: arts and crafts, sparkles, paper, sprinkling, Frustrated

“You've got the brains and the talent to go as far as you want. And when you do, I'll be right there to borrow money.”

— George Meyer, Bart Simpson, Nancy Cartwright, imdb.com

Tagged: Brains, Talent, Money