“A couple is walking in St. Petersburg Square on Christmas Eve. They feel a slight precipitation. ‘I think it’s raining,’ says the man. ‘No, it’s snowing,’ replies the woman. ‘How about we ask this Communist officer here? He is always right!’ exclaims the man. ‘Officer Rudolph, is it raining or snowi…”— Unknown, reddit.comTagged: Puns
“A girl heard her mom yell her name from downstairs, so she got up and started to head down. Halfway down she hears her mother call from the bedroom, "Don't go down, honey, I heard it too!"”— drrd777, reddit.comTagged: creepy, Horror
“I can't move, breathe, speak or hear and it's so dark all the time. If I knew it would be this lonely, I would have been cremated instead.”— Graboid27, reddit.comTagged: creepy, Horror
“Don't be scared of the monsters, just look for them. Look to your left, to your right, under your bed, behind your dresser, in your closet but never look up, she hates being seen.”— AnarchistWaffles, reddit.comTagged: creepy, Horror
“I always thought my cat had a staring problem - she always seemed fixated on my face. Until one day, when I realized that she was always looking behind me.”— AverageEAtTheirYoung, reddit.comTagged: creepy, Horror
“My wife woke me up last night to tell me there was an intruder in hour house. She was murdered by an intruder 2 years ago.”— The_D_String, reddit.comTagged: creepy, Horror