“Right now I'd like to describe some of the incredible action that's going on down here. A man we believe might be a customer has just come from freshening up, and it looks like he's...leaving. No, wait a minute, he's paused there; maybe he's going to chat with Del Murdock, personable owner of Del's…”— Tom Chehak, Dr. Johnny Fever, Howard Hesseman, imdb.com