“Kid: Dad tell me all about 2016 Dad: ok hold on *dad pounds three shots of tequila* Dad: It all started with this fucking gorilla”— Leo Goldman, twitter.com
“I'm a need y'all to stop saying "2016 can't get any worse" cause bitch the universe is taking that as a challenge.”— Trevon or Tre, twitter.com
“2016 is like a montage of news footage you see in the beginning of a post-apocalyptic movie explaining how the world was ruined.”— Anonymous, twitter.com
“I hope God rethinks his decision to allow an intern to run celebrity deaths in 2016.”— David Schneider, twitter.com
“I'm not saying that David Bowie was holding the fabric of the universe together, but *gestures broadly at everything*”— Katie Loewy, twitter.com
“You’re growing bored of Pokémon Go and looking for a new distraction from the fact that 2016 has been simply atrocious.”— Angela Watercutter, wired.com
“Halloween being on a Monday just sums up 2016.”— itseverystarinthesky, itseverystarinthesky.tumblr.com
“me: 2016 can’t get any worse twitter: we’re deleting vine”— elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey, elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey.tumblr.com
“i want 2016 to end but at the same time i remember that time isn’t really real and once the clock hit 0:00 on 1/1/17 nothing is going change”— tuppelura, tuppelura.tumblr.com