“For the male nominees here tonight this is the first time in three months it won’t be terrifying to hear your name read out loud.”— Seth Meyers, ew.com
“They tried to get a woman to host this show, they really did. They said, ‘Hey, how’d you like to come and be judged by some of the most powerful people in Hollywood?’ And they said, ‘Hm, where is it?’ And they said, ‘It’s at a hotel.’ Long story short, I’m your host tonight.”— Seth Meyers, ew.com
“It’s 2018. Marijuana is finally allowed and sexual harassment finally isn’t, it’s gonna be a good year!”— Seth Meyers, ew.com