“But then again, what's the point of having ‘fuck you’ money if you never say ‘fuck you’?”— Andrew Ross Sorkin, Brian Koppelman, David Levien, Bobby "Axe" Axelrod, Damian Lewis, imdb.com
“It’s unreal how lucky some of these kids are, their parents just give them money &they sit around & play xbox all day.”— Dan Bilzerian, twitter.com
“My dad said invest in movies, NASCAR & buy a plane if you hate money, so I did all 3. I’m good at poker.”— Dan Bilzerian, twitter.com
“"Cause when you die, you cannot take it with you If you ain't beefin' 'bout the money, then what's the problem?"”— Fetty Wap, genius.com
“"I spotted you, you had that glow Watch me pull out all this dough Take you where you want to go"”— Fetty Wap, genius.com
“Money doesn’t grow on trees, right? So why does every bank have so many branches?”— Unknown, tcat.tc
“Always be super-polite and light-hearted with your editors, and never give them any indication that you’ve been waiting for a check for so long and your credit card balances are getting so high that your pulse starts racing every time you think about it, so much so that you’ve started to soothe your…”— Heather Havrilesky, theawl.com
““HEY IS THERE A CHECK ON THE WAY FINALLY? LOL! THIS BIG GUY WITH A BASEBALL BAT AT MY FRONT DOOR WANTS TO KNOW! OMG MY KNEES! XXXOOO””— Heather Havrilesky, theawl.com
“It is good to know how to go in hard and ask for the world. But every now and then, it’s also good to know when to go in soft and ask for not very much at all.”— Heather Havrilesky, thecut.com
“I'm a successful drag queen. And not some bitch who has to show for a dollar.”— Willam Belli, enkiquotes.com
“If you give a monkey a typewriter, it will eventually write Shakespeare... ...If you give a monkey a camcorder, it will eventually film a dead body and post it to the internet.”— Juice_Campbell, reddit.com