You have more followers than me, you have a blue check, your tweet is viral — thus you must be held accountable.
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Quotes tagged ‘Twitter’
It was tough because the movie is difficult, you know? I mean, I think it’s fun, and then, suddenly, when I read about it, I was like, ‘Oh, people are not having fun.’
Academia is basically a niche forum you have to pay $200,000 to post on.
Her father didn't understand social media, so he didn't know what to expect.
Maybe the possibility of a world without Team Yellow was never within our reach
Never trust a meatball no matter how trustworthy it may seem.
Several of the scam tweets were deleted shortly after they were posted, only to be reposted minutes later.
Allow me to entertain you with thread: A few days ago, there was a twitter storm about the worst places in NYC. Many people said Times Square, which I would typically agree with except for one thing: My dad.
He decided to give us a gift horse, a perfect, evergreen tweet; I should pull my head from its mouth and enjoy the ride.
why stan ezra miller when you could stan the unproblematic matthew gray gubler?the only white man we should trust!
I’m a nervous wreck most of the time these days, as are many of the people in my life, so amid all of that anxiety, why not laugh when things are funny?
Sen. Ted Cruz (R-Texas) confirmed via Twitter on Sunday evening he recently interacted with someone who tested positive for the novel coronavirus, so he's decided to self-quarantine at home.
You know, I think America is tired of Twitter fighting.
— Kerry Ehrin, Jay Carson, Alex Levy, Jennifer Aniston, imdb.com
him: me: stevie nicks wrote silver springs about her breakup w/ Lindsey & got to sing it to his FACE can u imagine yelling “you’ll never get away from the sound of the woman who loves u” at ur ex for yrs?? they screamed their breakup songs ABOUT one another TO one another & I jus”
I have to do this. I have to write a book.
If I didn't have substance, if I was just doing this for attention, I would be in a bikini selling you the tea that makes you shit on Instagram.
It's so weird that so many hate accounts can exist on there, and it's like, I'm the one who can't come back? For me, being deplatformed, it definitely feels so targeted.
I’m not surprised I was banned.
Concept: at the end of your life you realize there is no heaven, or hell. Instead, you’re simply just handed a device with an app on it that shows you all of the things you missed out on when you were looking down at your phone.
Before you meet with people in person, you have to make an online presence first. Why? That’s just the way things are nowadays. We’re in the future, kids. It’s all happening.