Quotes tagged ‘Women’

(784 total)

“Top Female CEOs Reveal Which Room They Sometimes Cry In”

“Long Day? Treat Yourself to The Handicap Bathroom Stall”

“Eat When You’re Hungry and Other Ways to Self-Care Like a Man”

“How to Open Yourself Up to New Experiences and Ultimately Reject Them”

“Wow! This Woman Rewards Her Three Minutes Of Work With Full Two Hours Of Stalking Her Ex”

“Incredible! This Woman Finished Telling An Entire Story In This Noisy Bar”

“7 Mother Teresa Quotes To Remind You That All Other Women Are Enemies”

“How To Live Your Life Like A Horny Male Writer Is Profiling You”

“Wow! This Guy Can Explain Nihilism Without Anyone Asking Him To”

“How To Make The Most Of The Gap Between When He Interrupted You And When He Remembered What He Was Going To Say”

“4 Things About Your Date That You Already Knew From Googling Him”

“5 Things You Should NEVER Forgive Him For, Unless He’s Michael”

“Dog Clickers That Say, ‘Kevin, I Need You To Be Present While We’re at My Family BBQ’”

“6 Red Flags You’ll Zoom Past On Your Way to Dicktown”

“7 Reasons You’re Not Your Guy Friend’s Type, Not That You Asked”

“Brave! Woman Looks At Everyone Else In Group Photo Before Zooming In On Self”

“Man Corners Woman to Explain He Is ‘One of the Good Ones’”

“I own two Anthropologie sweaters and you will treat me as such.”

“5 Blazers So Sharp, No One Will Assume You Vomit In Ubers Every Weekend”

“Solo Drinking Games for When Your Hotter Friend’s Getting Hit On”