“The post-game show is brought to you by...[searches through his papers] Christ, I can’t find it. To hell with it.”— David S. Ward, Harry Doyle, Bob Uecker, imdb.com
“Note To Advertisers: when you place an ad on a pop-up window that has taken over my phone w/o permission, it makes me hate that product.”— Dax Shepard, twitter.com