“You’ve been ‘seeing’ him for a few months and he still has every dating app and you can see he’s active on them. This one should be obvious.”— Christy Goldstein, thoughtcatalog.com
“Your best friend just matched with him on Tinder. He claims it's just for fun, but there are plenty of fun apps where the objective isn't to have sex with everyone.”— Frank Kobola, cosmopolitan.com
“Download dating apps that aren’t Tinder. Try Bumble if you’re interested in an app that restricts men from making the first move and encourages women to start the conversations.”— Holly Riordan, thoughtcatalog.com
“Apps like Clue and Glow and Kindara help you track your cycle each month and send you reminders when it’s almost time. This way, at least you’ll know why you’re suddenly starting fights with everyone you know… and why you ate eggs with a side of brownies for breakfast.”— Casey Gueren, buzzfeed.com
“I won't download Pokemon Go because I already play a game that wastes a lot of my life. It's called 'dating' and it's not that fun.”— Dr. Ego, twitter.com
“Thought woman was slyly taking my pic in the elevator. Turns out there was a Charmander on my shoulder.”— Noah Szubski, twitter.com
“30 years ago: Don't get into cars with strangers. Now: Pay strangers to drive you around to catch Pokémon.”— PolygonVerified account, twitter.com
“Me to employee after waiting in line for 10 mins: Busy day at Starbucks I guess. Her: Not really. Someone put a lure outside.”— Alex Pardee, twitter.com
“Pokemon Go has more users than Tinder because people actually like what they're catching.”— Sexual Gifs, twitter.com
“'Nice try Pokemon Go but I'm not getting tricked into exercise,' I say as I ride my Segway around to catch em all.”— Bebo, twitter.com