“Eugene reads the stars to filth in the most brutally honest ranking of the twelve zodiac signs on the Internet. How would you rank the astrological signs?”— The Try Guys, youtube.com
“It's time for fireside midnight heart-to-hearts and pillow talk with our most tightly held stories about the way we think things are, or should be.”— Bess Matassa, apartmenttherapy.com
“I’m gonna go ahead and assume that you care a tiny bit about astrology by this point. Because as you know by now, it reveals all about the things that are most important in life.”— Erin Taj, melmagazine.com
“1st Sext Virgo: My kink is an Excel spreadsheet of your problems Sagittarius: [pic of poem they wrote crying at the beach]”— Astro Poets, twitter.com