“The past cannot be recaptured. Memory is overlaid with later memory, mangled by self-justification and self-pity, guarded by self-interest, rent by great gaps of forgetfulness.”— Herbert A. Simon, amazon.com
“Don't treat your profile like an autobiography. While things like your hometown and alma mater are certainly important, you may want to save all of the gritty details for the first date.”— Madeline Stone, businessinsider.com
“Early holiday shoppers: May I suggest my autobiography? It's entertaining, educational, and easy to wrap!”— Neil Patrick Harris, twitter.com