“I have never seen an old person in a new bathing suit in my life. I don't know where they get their bathing suits, but my father has bathing suits from other centuries. My parents live in Florida, and if you go down there and you forget your bathing suits then they want you to wear one of theirs. Yo…”— Larry David, Jerry Seinfeld, Jerry Seinfeld, imdb.com
“If you have small hips and a flat booty, try a bottom with horizontal stripes. Horizontal lines always make things look bigger, wider and (if you have a small frame) better.”— Love Sujeiry, lovesujeiry.com