“Beaver Breath: You have no right to be here. This Apache land. Will Patch: And what you gonna do about it, beaver breath? Beaver Breath: How he know my name?”— Tim Herlihy, Adam Sandler, Will Patch, Will Forte, imdb.com
“Well, I just wanted to say to you, Larry, as a favor, please don't call me anymore. I think this was an absolute waste. This will not change my life one bit. I personally feel your show is not going to make it much longer, really. You're an annoying guy sitting there in your little funny little swea…”— Don Rickles, chicagotribune.com