“I’ll settle for igniting my candles one by one and watching my money melt away. Some men, as Michael Caine’s Alfred once told Bruce Wayne, just want to watch the world burn.”— Ella Cerón, thecut.com
“Being an adult is like writing a paper with a deadline approaching, everyday.”— Jackie Hill Perry, twitter.com
“I don't think I can call myself an adult until I figure out how to use bleach in the laundry.”— Anna Kendrick, twitter.com