“What do you call someone wearing a belt with a watch attached to it? A waist of time.”— Unknown, tcat.tc
“Hey! I was going to tell you a belt joke but... I didn't want to waist your time.”— burnedupwaffle, reddit.com
“Make sure you are paying close attention to where he is placing both of his hands at all times. It’s more common that when a guy likes a girl, he will place his fingers through his belt loops or hook a finger on his waistband. He may also place his hands on his lap a lot or put them in his pockets.…”— Jasmine Spoors, herinterest.com
“Tuck a bodysuit with an eye-catching cutout detail on the back into high-waisted jeans or shorts. Cuffing or belting your denim will attract attention to the area right near your booty, giving it lift.”— Sarah Wasilak, popsugar.com
“Put a belt on your waist! Get a medium or large width belt, and then tie it around the smallest part of your waist. This will cinch up your waist, making your butt look more enhanced than it really is.”— Laura Banner, hipsandbum.com