“Kaylee: So, what happened? Another terrible brawl? Zoë: [smiling] Oddly enough, there was. Wash: Are you getting my wife into trouble? Mal: Wha—I didn't start it. I just wanted a quiet drink. Zoë: Funny sir how you always seem to find yourself in an Alliance-friendly bar come 'U' day... looking for…”
— Tim Minear, Joss Whedon, Kaylee Frye, Jewel Staite, imdb.com