“They’re all imbeciles, Jesse. Jesus, Buddha, the president, and God’s probably the biggest imbecile of them all!”— Sara Goodman, Tulip O'Hare, Ruth Negga, imdb.com
“Buddha didn't get married because his wife would have said, ‘What, are you going to sit around like that all day?’”— Garry Shandling, esquire.com
“Our Congress passes laws that subsidize corporations, farms, oil companies, airlines, and houses for suburbia, but when they turn their attention to the poor they suddenly become concerned about balancing the budget and cut back on funds for Head Start.”— Coretta Scott King, en.wikiquote.org
“I believe in God, but not as one thing, not as an old man in the sky. I believe that what people call God is something in all of us. I believe that what Jesus and Mohammed and Buddha and all the rest said was right. It's just that the translations have gone wrong.”— John Lennon, blog.biographyonline.net