“Jay: Hey, lawdog. Whillenholly: [Willenholly realizes Jay & Silent Bob didn't jump] Hey! Jay: See you in hell, cocksmoker! Whillenholly: Aww, Fuck Meeeee!”— Kevin Smith, Jay, Jason Mewes, imdb.com
“Tickets? Since when did they start charging for the bus? Didn't we used to ride that shit to school every morning for free?”— Kevin Smith, Jay, Jason Mewes, imdb.com