Quotes tagged ‘Californication’

“You know, most people, they go their whole life, and they never really find someone they love. They say they do because everybody’s the star of their own little romantic comedy, but they’re full of shit. You and me, we had women that loved us for who we were, really loved us for who we were, and we…”

— Tom Kapinos, Hank Moody, David Duchovny, imdb.com

“The groom should not see you in the dress just before the wedding, that’s bad luck. You know what’s worst luck? Is getting married, itself. I’ve read studies. It’s like 2 out of 3 of those end in divorce, sometimes more. 3 out of 2, some.”

— Gina Fattore, Eric Weinberg, Hank Moody, David Duchovny, imdb.com

“You can’t blame everything on the economy, douche bag.”

— Gina Fattore, Hank Moody, David Duchovny, imdb.com

“I may be easy, but I’m not sleazy.”

— Tom Kapinos, imdb.com

“It is possible that longing for something is better than actually having it. I’ve heard it said that satisfaction is the death of desire.”

— Tom Kapinos, Hank Moody, David Duchovny, imdb.com

“I probably won’t go down in history, but I will go down on your sister.”

— Tom Kapinos, Hank Moody, David Duchovny, imdb.com