Quotes tagged ‘calling in sick’

(2 total)

“Billy Madison: I swear to God I’m sick. I can’t go to school. Juanita: If you’re gonna stay home today, you can help me shave my armpits. Billy Madison: Oh my God. I’ll go to school.”

— Tim Herlihy, Billy Madison, Adam Sandler, imdb.com

“I’ve been here ten years, right? Have I ever called in sick or missed a shift once? I’ve worked Christmas Eve and Thanksgiving. I don’t know where my boy is. He’s gone. I don’t know if I’m gonna ever see him again, if he’s hurt… I need this phone and two weeks’ advance. And a pack of Camels.”

— Matt Duffer, Ross Duffer, Joyce Byers, Winona Ryder, imdb.com