“What does American beer and sex in a canoe have in common? It's both fucking close to water”— Akhara_Vect, reddit.com
“In a canoe — These small boats are relatively inexpensive to purchase or rent, but let you get away where you can really "rock the boat." The unsteady nature of a canoe will force you to stay extra close to your man so you don't tip over!”— Kate Cassidy, yourtango.com