“I honestly don’t know if I’ve met more than five happy famous people… they’re all miserable. They really are!”— Jameela Jamil, nylon.com
“I just wanna live around old people who are not reminding me every day of my infertility and loneliness. A lot of the stuff that happened last year couldn’t have happened if I was happy in my life, right?”— Lena Dunham, thecut.com
“Rule one: Hit the gym every single day. Rule two: Two vocal lessons per day. Rule three: Never say no to a selfie.”— Patrick Doyle, rollingstone.com
“Blame it all on Drake. He's the one who got us thinking love was something fake.”— Carlie Hanson, open.spotify.com
“I take comfort in the fact that Carly Rae Jepsen is very publicly out here getting giddy over crushes and stuff.”— Nora Taylor, manrepeller.com
“Sometimes, I don’t have sex for a really long time because a lack of sex is as important to me as sex.”— Ezra Miller, playboy.com
“Once I did that hard work, life opened up in a way that I never could have expected.”— Mandy Moore, bustle.com
“Donaldson worked for Rowling from February 2014 until April 2017, and is denying all claims. Specifically, she’s been accused of making a series of unauthorized purchases including: $1,900 worth of candles, $2,100 at Starbucks, and $1,577 on two cats.”— Gabriella Paiella, thecut.com
“I have always been a bit like that, though – always a bit of an island. I don't like to confer with too many people.”— Zayn Malik, vogue.co.uk
“Tina: I've booked us a room five minutes away. It worked for Dakota Johnson. Robert: We're not characters in some trashy movie. This is real life. We're in a real marriage.”— Kalinda Vazquez, Tina Minoru, Brittany Ishibashi, imdb.com
“If you think too far into Poppy, it becomes difficult to enjoy Poppy.”— Allison Stubblebine, nylon.com
“500 women (+/-x) / 17 years of having sex = 30 women/year, with (+/-x) factored in because of “soft.” Given there are 52 weeks in a year, that means Mayer has slept with less than one woman per weekend.”— Amanda Arnold, thecut.com
“I like thinking about a lot of things at once, but at a certain point, it gets to be too much. And that's when I kind of crumble.”— Rachel Bloom, allure.com
“He’s our Guy Next Door, a 'thoughtful woman’s leading man,' who is smart, hot, kind, great in bed, sensitive, caring, attractive and impossibly easy to be with, who also loves us, and only us, and always has, and always will, and who fights for the rights of all women and the environment. (Sorry.)”— Tracy Moore, melmagazine.com
“In a new excerpt from her upcoming memoir, This Will Only Hurt a Little, obtained by Yahoo Entertainment, Busy Philipps is claiming her Freaks and Geeks co-star James Franco assaulted her while they were filming a scene for the series.”— Devon Ivie, vulture.com
“After posting a lengthy Instagram caption on Sunday night throwing her support behind Tennessee democrats Phil Bredesen and Jim Cooper and urging her more than 112 million followers to register to vote, Taylor Swift has, well, inspired a hell of a lot of people to register to vote.”— Maria Sherman, jezebel.com
“Fact: the actor Daniel Radcliffe is currently starring in the Broadway show 'The Lifespan of a Fact,' as a magazine fact checker with an aviation inspector’s zeal for accuracy.”— Michael Schulman, newyorker.com
“In such a shifting culture, the myth of the white male hero deserves to be readdressed.”— Tim Grierson, melmagazine.com
“Pickles! Confusing, right? Are they cucumbers or no?? Kim Kardashian has been wondering about this for nearly a decade.”— Lauren Evans, jezebel.com
“Pet pigs are frequently sold as “micro pigs” or “teacup pigs,” but in reality there’s no such thing.”— Hazel Cills, jezebel.com