“Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?" Student: "Meat!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Student: "Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" Student: "Homework!”— drdangelina, reddit.com
“Why do chicken coops have two doors? Because if they had four doors, they would be chicken sedans.”— Xulik, reddit.com
“Protein is one of the best ways to make your breasts grow! Try eating more milk, eggs, peanut butter, lean fish and chicken and nuts.”— Jordin Keim, beauty.allwomenstalk.com
“I used to make fun of the person who ordered chicken teriyaki at the sushi restaurant and now I really enjoy it. Worth tweeting? Not sure.”— Mindy Kaling, twitter.com