“5-year-old: Why does every break end with us going back to school? Me: How else would it end? 5: With another break.”— James Breakwell, twitter.com
“[dropping kids off at school] Me: Have fun. 5-year-old: Then why am I here?”— James Breakwell, twitter.com
“Me: What did you learn at school today? 5-year-old: Boring stuff I didn’t want to know. Me: Maybe you'll learn something fun tomorrow. 5: I already learned all the good stuff.”— James Breakwell, twitter.com