“3-year-old: What happened to you? Me: What are you talking about? 3: *whispering* What happened? Now I'm concerned.”— James Breakwell, twitter.com
“[pig loses a baby tooth] 5-year-old: Now the tooth fairy will come! Me: I don't think the tooth fairy comes for pigs. 5: She does, but the money goes to me.”— James Breakwell, twitter.com
“My 5-year-old called the frost on the car "frosting" and I just realized her world is 1,000 times better than mine.”— James Breakwell, twitter.com