Quotes tagged ‘Chopsticks’

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“No, all I'm wondering is this, if you took an American kid who's never used chopsticks before and a Chinese kid who's never used chopsticks before, would the Chinese kid do better?”

— Larry David, Larry David, Larry David, imdb.com

“[to the waitress after having difficulty with his chopsticks] Excuse me, could I get a fork perhaps? [everyone laughs] Did you know that experts credit Confucius with the advent of the chopstick? He equated knives with acts of aggression.”

— Chris Mundy, Dr. Spencer Reid, Matthew Gray Gubler, imdb.com