“I am exceedingly anxious that this Union, the Constitution, and the liberties of the people shall be perpetuated in accordance with the original idea for which that struggle was made, and I shall be most happy indeed if I shall be an humble instrument in the hands of the Almighty, and of this, his a…”— Abraham Lincoln, abrahamlincolnonline.org
“Bacon proves God has a sense of humor. He invents the greatest meat in the world, then bans His chosen people from eating it.”— Unknown, tcat.tc