“What would you know about it? You've never known love, Cheryl, except to rip it apart. Because you are a jealous, spite-filled, starving, emotional anorexic. Have a nice day at school, dear.”— Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa, Penelope Blossom, Nathalie Boltt, imdb.com
“Every boy I had to baby and take care of emotionally in 2017 is getting claimed as a dependent on my taxes.”— chik’n fried, twitter.com