“Ice doesn't really help the uncoordinated.”— Melissa Rosenberg, Bella Swan, Kristen Stewart, imdb.com
“Three blondes walk into a building. You’d think at least one of them would’ve seen it.”— Unknown, tcat.tc
“I am that clumsy human, always loving, loving, loving. And loving. And never leaving.”— Frida Kahlo, amazon.com
“love stutters when it gets nervous. love trips over its own shoe laces. love is clumsy. and my heart refuses to wear a helmet.”— Rudy Francisco, rudyfrancisco.tumblr.com
“Pretending to be clumsy. Not every dude wants to date a tipsy Zooey Deschanel.”— Laura Beck, cosmopolitan.com
“I spilled milk this morning. Last night I spilled red wine all over the rug. All I want to be able to do is just walk from one place to another without falling.”— Jennifer Lawrence, glamour.com
“At Lincoln Center for a classy conference and didn't fall in the fountain, so I've already won today.”— Mindy Kaling, twitter.com