“We had some [phone calls] for corporal punishment and we had some against corporal punishment, and we had some calls from people who just wanted to see more spanking.”— Martin Mull, youtube.com
“In my day, the principal was the meanest sum-bitch God ever put on one leg. He'd lean on a desk with both hands, and swing his leg at ya! Then, when you were standing there shocked that a one-legged man had kicked ya...he'd bite ya!”— Dan Sterling, Cotton Hill, Toby Huss, imdb.com
“Aunt Bee Taylor: Anything wrong? Andy Taylor: Afraid so. Aunt Bee Taylor: Why? What happened? Andy Taylor: Well, it looks like Opie's gettin' hisself in the habit of stretchin' the truth a little out of shape. Aunt Bee Taylor: Opie lying? Oh, I can't believe it. Andy Taylor: Sure looks like it. Aunt…”— Harvey Bullock, Aunt Bee, Frances Bavier, imdb.com