Quotes tagged ‘Cow Jokes’

(15 total)

“What is the difference between a car and a bull? A car only has one horn.”

“What happened to the lost cattle Nobody's herd.”

“Q: What do you call a cow with a twitch? A: Beef Jerky.”

“Q: What kind of milk comes from a forgetful cow? A: Milk of Amnesia.”

“Q: Why do cows wear bells? A: Their horns don't work.”

“Q: Why did the blonde buy a brown cow? A: To get chocolate milk.”

“Q: What do you call cattle with a sense of humor? A: Laughing stock.”

“Q: What did mama cow say to baby cow? A: It's pasture bedtime.”

“Q: Where do cows go to eat lunch? A: The calf-eteria.”

“Q: What do you call a fight between two herds of cows? A: A cattle battle.”

“Q: Why don’t cows ever have money? A: Because farmers milk them dry.”

“Q: What happens when a cow is exhausted? A: It cowlapses.”

“Q: What time is it when a cow sits on your hat? A: Time to get a new hat!”

“Q: How do you get a cow to keep quiet? Press the moooote button.”

“Q: Why did the cow cross the ocean? A: To get to the udder tide.”