“Uh, well, sir, I ain't a f'real cowboy. But I am one helluva stud!”— Waldo Salt, Joe Buck, Jon Voight, imdb.com
“Sheriff Cody Jeremiah Jefferson: Am I early? Star: Actually, you're a little late, cowboy. What? You want me to put on a pretty party dress so you spend all night trying to take it off me? Why don't we skip that part?”— David Beaird, Star, Kathleen York, imdb.com
“Why did the cowboy get a wiener dog? He wanted to get a long little doggie.”— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.com