“A girl heard her mom yell her name from downstairs, so she got up and started to head down. Halfway down she hears her mother call from the bedroom, "Don't go down, honey, I heard it too!"”— drrd777, reddit.com
“I can't move, breathe, speak or hear and it's so dark all the time. If I knew it would be this lonely, I would have been cremated instead.”— Graboid27, reddit.com
“Don't be scared of the monsters, just look for them. Look to your left, to your right, under your bed, behind your dresser, in your closet but never look up, she hates being seen.”— AnarchistWaffles, reddit.com
“I begin tucking him into bed and he tells me, 'Daddy check for monsters under my bed.' I look underneath for his amusement and see him, another him, under the bed, staring back at me quivering and whispering, 'Daddy there’s somebody on my bed.'”— Juan J Ruiz, reddit.com
“The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door.”— Fredric Brown, en.wikipedia.org
“There's nothing like the laughter of a baby. Unless it's 1 A.M. and you're home alone.”— watermelonmoose, imgur.com
“I always thought my cat had a staring problem - she always seemed fixated on my face. Until one day, when I realized that she was always looking behind me.”— AverageEAtTheirYoung, reddit.com
“My wife woke me up last night to tell me there was an intruder in hour house. She was murdered by an intruder 2 years ago.”— The_D_String, reddit.com
“You know what I realized? In all of the time that I've lived alone in this house, I swear I've closed more doors than I've opened.”— EvilSteveDave, dreadcentral.com
“Some people don't close their eyes, but some kissing partners are spooked by that. So for the sake of not running off your first kissing partner, just close your eyes when you lock your lips.”— Marcelina Hardy, dating.lovetoknow.com
“You can be a king or a street sweeper, but everyone dances with the Grim Reaper.”— Robert Alton Harris, nydailynews.com
“Hurry it up, you Hoosier bastard! I could hang a dozen men while you’re screwing around!”— Carl Panzram, birthmoviesdeath.com
“Tell me. After my head has been chopped off, will I still be able to hear, at least for a moment, the sound of my own blood gushing from the stump of my neck? That would be a pleasure to end all pleasures.”— Peter Kurten, executedtoday.com
“Jim and Fred, I'd like you to give my love to my family and friends.”— Ted Bundy, articles.latimes.com