“It's sweet of you, Dave — I know your busy schedule of going to the bank and trying to figure out what the hell you do.”— Don Rickles, cnn.com
“I can kill a man, dismember his body, and be home in time for Letterman. But knowing what to say when my girlfriend's feeling insecure...I'm totally lost.”— Clyde Phillips, Dexter Morgan, Michael C. Hall, imdb.com