“Dearest server, I am Chrome, the 64th of that name, child of WebKit, grandchild of KHTML, a disciple of Gecko, follower of the great Mozilla/5.0, running on Windows NT 10”— Amelia Bellamy-Royds, twitter.com
“The best thing about a boolean is even if you are wrong, you are only off by a bit.”— Anonymous, journaldev.com
“happiness is fleeting, like disk space. be sure to appreciate it, before it's gone oh right, in related news..”— Sad Server Ten, twitter.com
“"operations engineer" because your business cards couldn't fit: "monkey who blindly deletes files and manually restarts services"”— Sad Server Ten, twitter.com
“after performing some big data analysis on .bash_history I can conclude that you have no idea how to use linux, or type.”— Sad Server Ten, twitter.com
“> we're looking for a junior developer with the experience of a senior developer for the salary of an intern”— I Am Devloper, twitter.com
“Debugging is like being the detective in a crime movie where you are also the murderer.”— Filipe Fortes, twitter.com
“mysql databases have more integrity than the drunk toddler with your nuclear launch codes.”— saddest server, twitter.com
“I've been parsing logs for 36 hours and I don't remember what human interaction or daylight is.”— Phil Sturgeon, twitter.com
“I have the best code, the cleanest code. It's amazing. People tell me all the time "Your code is the best." Believe me, my code is great.”— Brad Frost, twitter.com