“Ralph: With a divorcée, all you gotta do is establish a relationship. Richie: With a glass of water? Ralph: It's a start, Rich, it's a start. It gets you inside the house. Then, you charm your way into her private quarters. From there, you're just one subtle move away from paradise. Richie: You go f…”— Bill Idelson, Ralph Malph, Donnie Most, imdb.com