“What's the difference between a priest and a dog? One wears pants and a collar... the other wears a collar and pants.”— dizzy_lizzy, reddit.com
“I wish dogs could play poker like in that painting. I would never lose, every time they got a good hand their tails would wag.”— PaytheDevil, reddit.com
“I wish I could text my dog when I wasn't at home with her. Tell her I miss her. See what she's doing. Ask her to take a selfie for me.”— Violet Benson, Violet Benson, instagram.com