“You never ask me anything besides, ‘Does this feel okay,’ or ‘Do you like my skirt,’ ‘How much is your rent?’ You don’t want to know me. You want to come over in the night and have me fuck the dog shit out of you and then leave and write about it in your diary.”— Lena Dunham, Adam Sackler, Adam Driver, imdb.com
“What do blondes and dog shit have in common? The older they get, the easier it is to pick them up.”— Unknown, tcat.tc