“Man at beach spots another man about to enter the water wearing a shirt emblazoned with " Trump is the greatest President ever". 1st man yells out, "you don't really believe that do you? 2nd man yells back. "No. I wear it for safety. I'm about to swim in the ocean and I figure even a shark wouldn't…”— hannibal07, reddit.com
“Donald Trump goes to a fortune teller and asks 'When am I going to die?' The fortune teller replies: 'you will die on a major Mexican holiday. Trump asks: 'Which Mexican holiday? Cinco de Mayo? Dia de los muertos?' The fortune teller replies: 'ANY day you die, Donald, will be a major Mexican holiday…”— PlanetVagina, reddit.com
“Trump's demands of a running mate: Slays mad puss. Can beat up hippies. Does both while singing "God Bless the USA.”— Kelly Oxford, twitter.com