“"Here's a fun one right Guys, next time you at a bar, whatever, and you see a girl at the bar Just walk up to her and go like this... ""Hey, are you gonna walk to your car by yourself later? I'll be over here watching you all night"”— Dane Cook, genius.com
“I'm only a beer teetotaler, not a champagne teetotaler. I don't like beer.”— George Bernard Shaw, amazon.com
“If penicillin can cure those that are ill, Spanish sherry can bring the dead back to life.”— Alexander Fleming, amazon.com
“It is difficult to find anything more healthy to drink than good cold water, such as flows down to us from springs and snows of our mountains. This is the beverage we should drink. It should be our drink at all times.”— Brigham Young, amazon.com
“In the old days, if a button fell off of Lawrence Welk’s shirt, that was enough to start a party.”— Jackie Gleason, youtu.be
“…and we drink our coffee and pretend not to look at each other.”— Charles Bukowski, theoreticallyevil.wordpress.com
“I was hit in the head with a soda can... ...luckily, it was a soft drink.”— Phosforic_KillerKitt, reddit.com
“One more down, to drink you off my mind Lord knows I’ve tried a thousand times to give you up”— Miranda Lambert