“Why don’t blondes talk during sex? Their moms taught them never to speak to strangers.”— Unknown, tcat.tc
“What do screen doors and blondes have in common? The more you bang them, the looser they get.”— Unknown, tcat.tc
“How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool.”— Unknown, tcat.tc
“Why did the blonde put her iPad in the blender? She was trying to make Apple juice.”— Unknown, tcat.tc
“What do the Bermuda Triangle and a blonde have in common? They both swallow a lot of seamen (AKA semen).”— Unknown, tcat.tc
“What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant? ‘I wonder if it’s mine.’”— Unknown, tcat.tc
“How do you know if a blonde’s been using your computer? You’ll find Wite-Out all over the screen.”— Unknown, tcat.tc
“Why do blondes stare at orange juice containers for hours on end? Because they say ‘concentrate.’”— Unknown, tcat.tc
“What’s every blonde’s dream in life? To be like Vanna White and actually learn the alphabet.”— Unknown, tcat.tc
“Why did the blonde get so excited about finishing a jigsaw puzzle in six months? Because the box said it was for ‘two to four years.’”— Unknown, tcat.tc
“How do you keep a blonde in the shower all day? Hand her a bottle of shampoo that says ‘lather, rinse, repeat.’”— Unknown, tcat.tc
“Why do blondes tiptoe past medicine cabinets? So they don’t wake up the sleeping pills.”— Unknown, tcat.tc
“Blonde: ‘What does IDK mean?’ Brunette: ‘I don’t know.’ Blonde: ‘OMG, nobody does!’”— Unknown, tcat.tc
“There was a blonde who just got sick and tired of all the blonde jokes. So one evening, she went home and memorized all the state capitals. Back in the office the next day, some guy started telling a dumb blonde joke. She interrupted him with a shrill announcement, "I've had it up to here with these…”— purple_pandas93, reddit.com