“I need your creative input. I’ve spent the better part of last three years developing a portable, miniature microwave oven. Most of that time has been spent focused on coming up with a hip name for the product, that will appeal to the marketing holy trinity: college students, morbidly obese, and hom…”— Donald Glover, Jack Donaghy, Alec Baldwin, imdb.com
“I have not permitted myself, gentlemen, to conclude that I am the best man in the country; but I am reminded, in this connection, of a story of an old Dutch farmer who remarked to a companion once that 'it was not best to swap horses while crossing streams'.”— Abraham Lincoln, rogerjnorton.com