“Howard: Death came first. She met me in the dog park. Madeline: Oh, so Death is a 'her?' Howard: Uh, yeah. It turns out Death is an elderly white woman.”— Allan Loeb, Howard Inlet, Will Smith, imdb.com
“I have never admitted the right of an elderly author to alter the work of a young author, even when the young author happens to be his former self.”— George Bernard Shaw, en.wikiquote.org
“Is Florida not hot and muggy enough for these people? They love heat. I mean if they ever decide to land men on the sun, I think these old retired guys would be the only ones that will be able to handle it. They'll just sit there on the sun, on the redwood benches, washcloth on the head going: ‘Clos…”— Larry David, Jerry Seinfeld, Jerry Seinfeld, imdb.com
“I have never seen an old person in a new bathing suit in my life. I don't know where they get their bathing suits, but my father has bathing suits from other centuries. My parents live in Florida, and if you go down there and you forget your bathing suits then they want you to wear one of theirs. Yo…”— Larry David, Jerry Seinfeld, Jerry Seinfeld, imdb.com