“I am a horny engineer; I never joke about math or sex.”— David Goetsch, Howard Wolowitz, Simon Helberg, imdb.com
“An engineer, a physicist, and a mathematician, are sleeping in a hotel... The hotel catches on fire, so the engineer goes to the bathroom, fills up a couple buckets of water, and puts out the fire in his room then happily go back to sleep. The physicist calculates the center of the fire, measures ou…”— TSM_ImagineDragonX, reddit.com
“What kind of drug can you genetically engineer a goat to make? Am-feta-mines.”— High_Point_Genetics, reddit.com
“Almost nothing important that ever happens to you happens because you engineer it. Destiny has no beeper; destiny always leans trenchcoated out of an alley with some sort of 'psst' that you usually can't even hear because you're in such a rush to or from something important you've tried to engineer.”— David Foster Wallace, amazon.com