“Me: Did you know people only use half their brains? 6-year-old: Maybe boys.”— James Breakwell, twitter.com
“[as we all leave the house] 6-year-old: I want to stay home. Me: You can't watch yourself. 6: I'll use a mirror.”— James Breakwell, twitter.com
“Lil DeVille: We like commercials! Phil DeVille: They're the bestest part!”— Peter Gaffney, Lil DeVille, Kath Soucie, imdb.com
“When I want friends to come over, I want them to leave full and tipsy and satiated. I just want everyone to feel like they’re taken care of and they never want to leave.”— Antoni Porowski, architecturaldigest.com
“He entertains you. Whether he’s got a great sense of humor or you just think his hobbies are interesting, he’s not boring you when you hang out.”— Kate Ferguson, thebolde.com