“Why did God make Adam before Eve? Everyone needs a rough draft before they make the final copy.”— Unknown, tcat.tc
“What did God say to Eve while she was swimming in a pond? "Damn it! I'm never gonna get that smell out of these fish."”— zg6089, reddit.com
“Adam was but human—this explains it all. He did not want the apple for the apple's sake, he wanted it only because it was forbidden. The mistake was in not forbidding the serpent; then he would have eaten the serpent.”— Mark Twain, amazon.com