“This is feeling less like an exam and more like the last 10 minutes of 'Saw.'”— Logan Slakter, Elias Harper, Rick Cosnett, imdb.com
“I’m halfway through it, I swear!”— Bill Oakley, Josh Weinstein, Bart Simpson, Nancy Cartwright, imdb.com
“I got caught cheating on my physics exam. Furious, my professor said to me "I hope you understand the gravity of the situation". But if I had known that, I wouldn't be in this situation in the first place.”— Random_Letters_btmwq, reddit.com
“A mobster's son fails his exam. Mobster asks him what happened. "They questioned me for three hours," says the kid, "but I told them nothing."”— vik1980, reddit.com
“How do you know that the prostate exam is going horribly wrong? When the doctor places both hands on your shoulders.”— maksism, reddit.com