“At first I was really pissed and jealous you left me for her...then I got over it, she dumped your sorry ass, got super hot after you and I'm her number 1 fan for all of it. I hope she knows that.”— Anonymous, facebook.com
“Let people speak. I hope you have fun with the never ending monologue I see in your future. No bitch has time for that.”— Anonymous, facebook.com
“I'm very concerned about the wellbeing of our country, seeing as our government was dumb enough to hire you in the first place. I beg of you, please don't fuck.”— Anonymous, facebook.com
“I am more successful than you. I don't miss you. My life improved dramatically after you left.”— Anonymous, facebook.com
“Every time I came home from the store with 'free samples of Axe' I actually paid for it and was trying to getting you to simply use it because you smelt. And you never knew it but in your sleep I would spray you because it was so bad. That goes to show you, I did love you though.”— Annoymous, facebook.com
“I didn't love you even though I said it. And I didn't give you enough head because of how saggy your balls were.”— Anonymous, facebook.com
“Thanks for making me single just in time to finally date my high school crush. After you treated me poorly, I realized I deserved the absolute best and went with it.”— Anonymous, facebook.com
“You got married on my birthday. I hope you and your wife get hit by a fucking bus.”— Anonymous, facebook.com
“Despite the distance, and time we haven’t spoken, I’ve spent the past two years, hoping to meet someone who makes me feel, as half alive as you did. I still love you with all my heart.”— Anonymous, facebook.com